Concluding Thoughts

The following is a space for any concluding thoughts to the design document. These can either be serious, humorous, helpful, not-helpful, or anything that anyone deems necessary, as a means of bringing this document to a conclusion.

The Seven Commandments All Video Games Should Obey
''From Cracked.com. Ever so slightly modified.''


 * 1) Thou shalt let us play your game with real-life friends.
 * 2) Thou shalt not pad the length of your games.
 * 3) Thou shalt not put huge stretches of land between objectives.
 * 4) Thou shalt not add pointless, mandatory fetch quests.
 * 5) Thou shalt not force repetition on the player.
 * 6) Thou shalt not have the player replay levels due to limited save points.
 * 7) Thou shalt not force the player to watch cutscenes repeatedly.
 * 8) Thou shalt not use ANY instant failure quicktime events.
 * 9) Thou shalt make killing fun.
 * 10) Thou shalt not start the player off with a bullshit weapon.
 * 11) Thou shalt not fill the game with tiny rodent enemies.
 * 12) Thou shalt not have bullets that have no visible effect in the game.
 * 13) Thou shalt not fill the game with hordes of cookie-cutter bad guys.
 * 14) Thou shalt admit when enough is enough.
 * 15) Thou shalt not have any goddamned escort missions.
 * 16) Thou shalt not have any suck-ass CPU-controlled squad teammates.
 * 17) Thou shalt not make a first-person jumping puzzle if thou does not want a kick to the groin.
 * 18) Thou shalt not make a World War II game. There are too many already.
 * 19) Thou shalt exclude the grizzled space marine. Thou shalt let him actually retire, dammit.
 * 20) Thou shalt make sure your game actually works.
 * 21) Thou shalt not port thy game after about five minutes of beta testing.
 * 22) Thou shalt not release thy game on a console that can't really run the damn thing.
 * 23) Thou shalt avoid excessive load times.
 * 24) Thou shalt realize that better graphics do not equal innovation and/or creativity.
 * 25) Thou shalt hire real writers ...
 * 26) ... and then hire competent voice actors to say the lines.
 * 27) Thou shalt put some work into the ending.

Five Plot Devices That Make Good Video Games Suck
''From Cracked.com. Ever so slightly modified. These may seem a bit specific, but even a moron should get the point...''


 * 1) "Hey, Nico! Instead of hijacking that armored truck, let's go bowling!"
 * 2) "I can get you what you need. But first, you must do something for me."
 * 3) "Got the files? Good work, now come on home. You can go out the way you came in."
 * 4) "Your weapons won't work here! You are going to have to go sneaky for this one."
 * 5) "Now you can either kill Boris and become evil, or let him go, and become good! It actually doesn't matter either way."

Disclaimers and Bullshit
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